I'm in the Army now, I'm married, I got a dog, an X-Box, and I can juggle!
My major daily achievements are dressing myself, winning 3 Gold Medals in the 1980 Winter Olympics for the Naked Snow Angle Event, the Snow Cone Toss and of course being a member of the Jamacian Bobsled Team! GO FIGHTING RASTAS!
I guess I like Sports n' Stuff, Wearing my Sunglasses at Night, Dancing by Myself, My Up-Town Girl, Kung-Fu Fighting, and shoes.